How many times do I have to tell you?

Laundry goes in the hamper, not in front of the hamper.

If you don't pick up your books they might get peed on or the baby might eat them, or worse, both.

I don't care if it is bright blue and tastes like sugar, it is not candy, so don't eat it.

Seriously, that is not how you operate the toilet paper roll.
(At least he got it off the floor.)

I don't care what it looks like, the tub plug is not a pacifier so spit that thing out!

Please stop putting the potty seat on your head and announcing that it is a hat.
It is most definitely not. 

Thank you for letting me vent. I am going to go scrub the bathroom now.

Happy cleaning,

 Mrs.PJ

PS - What room in your home elicits the most nagging? Comment in the comment section below.

Please, pretty please, click, clickety, click. Thanks so much!