1. Lay toddler on floor and sit at a 90 degree angle facing him or her.
2. Use your leg to pin toddlers upper body and arms. There has to be some kind of wrestling term for this maneuver, I just don't know what it is. If you don't want to pin their arms you can hand them a toy or a book and hope they don't throw it back at you. Then pin their body.
3. Fold your other leg under you, sing a song to distract them and quickly change the offending diaper.
4. Release your toddler.
|Don't let that tiny baby head confuse you, the toddler is behind the Dr. Suess book.|
The demonstration photo above looks a little confusing, but this technique really works, trust me. I witnessed a good friend of mine changing her little man this way and asked if I could share it with you. Our tot is in undies most of the time now, but I will definitely be using this when little miss PJ gets big enough to fight back.
How to break in a new glove:
1. Buy your new softball or baseball glove and make sure the person using it can fit their hand into it before you bring it home.
2. Slather that crisp glove with vitamin E oil. Yes, the same vitamin E oil you used on your post pregnancy stretch marks.
3. Now coat that thing with lanolin, rubbing it into every crook, seam and cranny. Yes, the same lanolin you use on breast feeding nipples. Trust me, I know what I'm talking about. This stuff is good for your glove.
4. Put the ball you will be using in the pocket of the glove and wrap that thing like a christmas present. Wrap a hand towel or handkerchief around the ball and glove, tie with twine, and then toss the whole ensemble into a pillow case and tie that off.
5. Throw that thing into the dryer with a load of wet laundry. The heat will work the oil and lanolin into the leather, the tumbling action will beat the stiffness out, and the humidity from the laundry will prevent your glove from getting to dry. The pillow case and towel layers around the glove protect your glove. You will see a noticeable difference in the play of your glove, but you can repeat steps 2-5 as needed.
How to wear your baby:
|I wish I could carry her to work like this.|
1. Find a baby wearing support group like Bay Area Baby Wearers.
3. Enjoy snuggling with your baby and having your hands free!
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