|Laundry goes in the hamper, not in front of the hamper.|
|If you don't pick up your books they might get peed on or the baby might eat them, or worse, both.|
|I don't care if it is bright blue and tastes like sugar, it is not candy, so don't eat it.|
|Seriously, that is not how you operate the toilet paper roll.|
(At least he got it off the floor.)
|Please stop putting the potty seat on your head and announcing that it is a hat.|
It is most definitely not.